i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
