Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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