I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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