We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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