There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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