I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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