That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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