summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Come on in and take your pants off
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