Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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