why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i want to swaddle you in tequila
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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