return my video game
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize