can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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