walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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