I'm laying in your front yard are you home
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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