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I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it's great music for shaving your balls
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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