maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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