i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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