**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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