in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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So much rum. So many feels.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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