He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
well, you know. whores of a feather.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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