I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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