I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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