i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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