You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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