Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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