it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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