ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I need water and some morals
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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