Grow some girl-balls and come out already
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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