were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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