We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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