so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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