So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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