Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's shark week go big or go home
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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