Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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