Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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