Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
then he tried to convert me to islam
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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