those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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