She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.