You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i think im in europe. pls send help