he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.