***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just made out with a guy for $7.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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