I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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