You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
