you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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