3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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