Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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