Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
When are your genitals available?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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