Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
smell my finger.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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