I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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