he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.