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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night

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• (315): View more from New York

  i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  She's the barista slut.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.

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• (818): View more from California

  Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?

  (863): View more from Florida

  I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.

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  It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.

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