In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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