A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Green mimosas i think yes
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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