And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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