I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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